Monday, 16 June 2014


Sometimes when people are talking to me i smile and nod and pretend im listening and people think im totally interested in the conversation but actually as they talk to me i slowly zone out and imagine im an astronaut wearing a loin cloth and rowing a potato spaceship down a river of lava and melted cheese and then i go over a goddamn huge fire waterfall and die a slow tragic death which is super dramatic and super emotional as super heartbreaking and then the person im talking to is like "what's your favourite colour?" and then im like "cream cheese wonton."