Tuesday, 9 April 2013


I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.

So this is odd, the painful realization that has all gone wrong. And nobody cares at all. It's better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.